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Tower: Delta 351, you have traffic at
10 o'clock, 6 miles! Delta 351: Give us
another hint! We have digital watches!

A DC-10 had come in a little hot and
thus had an exceedingly long roll out
after touching down. San Jose Tower
noted: American 751, make a hard right
turn at the end of the runway, if you
are able. If you are not able, take
the Guadalupe exit off Highway 101,
make a right at the lights and return
to the airport.

Tower: Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7.. Eastern 702: Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway. Tower: Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702? Continental 635: roger; we copied Eastern.. we've already notified our caterers.

One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold
short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed,
rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee.
Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and
said: What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?.
The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with
a real zinger: I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours
and I'll have enough parts for another one.